On 27/5/25 22:03, Alan Peery - alan.peery at tractare.co.uk (via tml
list) wrote:
>
> On 2025-05-27 12:30, Timothy Collinson - timothy.collinson at
> port.ac.uk wrote:
>
>> Toilets
>>
>>   * There have been a number of trials to try to resolve the issue
>>     with the bad smell in the toilets in Zone xxx, over by the
>>     teaching rooms and the staff offices.
>>
> I worked for a time in a building with similar problems, but the
> smells weren't limited to the toilets.  If your players have a bad
> taste for puns, it might be useful to know that the building was on
> Golden Lane. ;-)
> Perhaps the plumbing is such difficult system to fix because of
> settlement history.  If the world is a non-hospitable or vacuum
> climate, maybe the original waste plant was salvaged from a Ling
> Standard Products freighter and then extended with whatever materials
> were at hand in the early days.  "And then a large pottery kiln was
> repurposed as a tank by permanently lining it with a fired layer of clay".
> Alan

Alan,

Brilliant!  Excuses all sorts of bodges, half-assery, etc - and that's
_before_ the PCs find the sign reading "Blaggit, Bodgit and Scarper"....

Alex