Re: [TML] Where did superdensematerialsgo?
Timothy Collinson 08 May 2014 19:30 UTC
> On 8 May 2014, at 18:27, Bruce Johnson <xxxxxx@pharmacy.arizona.edu> wrote:
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>> On May 7, 2014, at 11:09 PM, Rob O'Connor <xxxxxx@ozemail.com.au> wrote:
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>> "It's not a meson gun - it actually causes random neutrons in the target to become antineutrons and annihilate. The management at General Products didn't like the names the lab group were proposing. What the hell is an AWABAC device[1], anyway?"
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> Dr. Meson sighed, and said to The Manager “That was a miscommunication, it was supposed to have a final ‘A’ on the end for 'Augmented Weak interaction Accelerated Baryonic Annihilation Cascade Apparatus’ or ‘AWABACA’”
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> Dr. Meson gulped like he’d swallowed a bug.
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> Then the marketing team came up with this appalling jingle for the adverts.”
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> He pulled out his comm, fiddled for a moment, “Ah here it is…” He showed The Manager a vid of the recent meeting of the developers with their assigned marketing team.
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> He pressed a button and out came the reedy voice of the AWABAC marketing team.
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> “I’m not going to be the singer, but we really think that this will synergize the mindshare virally refactoring the target demographic. Ahem…”
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> While The Manager was distracted by the vid. Dr. Meson surreptitiously stuffed some plugs into his ears.
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> "AWABACA,AWABACA,
> AWABACA,AWABACA,
> AWABACA,AWABACA,
> AWABACA,
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> In the battle, the big space battle, their ship blows up right noooow.”
That was a great post. Especially to read just after a cracking new
episode of Big Bang Theory. (Valentines on the train)
Well done
tc