John,
I was not, until mentioned by Richard, aware of the The Wired, a fictional virtual reality/computer network in the cyberpunk anime series
Serial Experiments Lain.
I was aware of the science and technology magazine which does not deal exclusively with cable technology.
In defence industry slang 'wired for' simply means the system has interfaces added for future integration of sub-systems and components
Given Richard thinks in Talmudic mindset (kosher or not), I'll try to be more precise with my wording in future.
I know you meant it in jest, but I had to look it up.
It seems 'pigskins' are made from steer hide.
The prohibition of not consuming pork in Jewish culture is just a subset of kosher laws which mean 'fit for consumption'. Arguably a football ball is not fit for consumption either :-) Then again, an angry Aslan....
Greg